Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
What do you wish to confess my son?
The days have grown shorter, and I have over-fueled and under-ridden. My relationship with my bike is at a low ebb an my weight is at a high tide. What should I do?
Say three Hail Marys,get on you trainer more often, BTFU and RIDE NORTONS ON MONDAY MORNING!
Yes Father. Thankyou Father.
Very well my son, be on your way and see you at the pub at the top of the hill after the ride!
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