The conversation was over a period of about 5 minutes at after 1:30pm today and went something like this...
Me: I see green glass in the bike lane... I call out... "Glass!!" (accompanying hand signal)
Children: yak yak yak yak...
Me: (turning my head) GLASS GIRLS!!!
Children's bikes: crunch crunch
Me: *shaking my head* *muttering under breath*
7 year old: Daddy! I have a flat tire!
Me: There had… Continue