"non-fluro invisibility cloaks?"

"lycra pants..."

"Getting a group of kids on a bike ride isn't about political will, my lad and 29 of his fellow cubs went on a cycle around the streets of Mitcham quite happily just last year. It is about having parents and leaders that are willing to take the…"

"Stephen, we don't put people in jail for not agreeing with laws, we simply mock them on forums for sport. That is far more Australian. Persecuted minority groups are welcome to post here any time on any cycling subject they like, that includes…"

"Great idea. Good to see."

"Thanks Mark. I am not in favour of abandoing MHL but I note the interesting use of grammar in response to part 2 which I read as; "The Minister for Transport and Infrastructure has been advised that No". I suspect the department drafted a…"

"Hmmm - suggesting lawyers and truck drivers are all low life scum is a little like saying all cyclists are rule-breaking anarchists. I cannot tell if the truck driver is innocent or guilty as I was not at the trial and did not see or hear the…"

"In a few months you can strap her into a bike trailer. That extra weight will do wonders for your training regime. however "...six hours on a Saturday and Sunday..." kiss that goodbye for the next 15 years or at leasts until you can…"

"Clearly that driver is a w@nker but if we reported every idiot on the road we'd spend all our lives doing it and still not finish. The trouble with "'taking the lane' for the sake of safety" is that you will almost…"

"Also my rule #1 - Ride like I am invisible, but my rule #2 is be as visible as possible."

"Rumour has it that you dazzle with our without lights."

"Too true. Although some drivers seem to have trouble even when things are in their usual place. The pillars in the car park never move yet my wife still managed to hit them. I think she has it in for pillars, as if they don't have a right to be…"

"I think anything we can do to make ourselves more visible is worthwhile. I ride with lights on all the time and have done for years. I don't understand why more people don't. Ever driven up Cross Rds when the shadows of the trees make…"

"That is gold. I want one. Might order some brass balls as well. Can never have too many of those. They have a special on elbow grease too."

"What a nanny state. Surely it is my right to ride two metres above the ground whilst talking on my mobile if I want to. I am not hurting anyone else. What next, fined for running a red light or on the footpath. Hmmmph!"

"in answer to part 2 - because cyclists like to do strange things for no reason. I mean, who rides 150km in yesterday's weather just for fun? Crazy..."