Good lord...I know l love my bicycles, but...a cycle-sexualist? From a few years ago, in the Telegraph (UK) via @cherryrocketeer   "A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.   The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuin…