Yup, Im a cyclist and still talking shite.......
I have never heard some of this stuff before. Although 'I need to take a sh*t' sounds pretty familiar. pmsl
Not as funny as the first one, but "I ate a peanut" made me laugh
... and a piece of ice!
We could make quite a funny movie with some of these lines, the Gawler Wheelers or the Easter Social ride coming into a regroup and somebody filming them, each rider making some kind of silly prepared quote for the camera.
If we had a bit of planning time, this is something hubby could have filmed for us lol
Funny version with Harley (Durian Rider), I reckon he got his priorities wrong at the end of the video though ;)
"hey man, I thinking of getting rid of my Garmin and just riding"