New Strava segments..."Back Lawn" and "Front Lawn"!
if you can ride it around other people houses and make $20 an hour would that make you a professional cyclist?
You'll be cutting the lawn instead then?
only if you obtain and maintain the "bike"
Reckon you'd need a broader back tyre than that, to get decent traction on grass....
Blue fescue on the flat = recovery ride, overgrown kikuyu on a slope = hill climb!