I came across this quite funny post called 'Clear indicators you may be a cyclenut' on a blog by Tammy Salyer (read the rest here) - take the test. I date you! (I've bolded my favourites... add your own.
We don’t think this or this or this are too high a price to pay for a good ride.
The raised veins in the first two 'this'!
Bike trainers with their own rooms ? My bikes have their own room............
I think its-
When faced with tough choices, we ask ourselves "What would Jens Voight do?"
I know! It's quite American isn't it.
It looks like Im not as addicted as I thought I was. Someone please hand me a spoonful of BTFU
Agreed Gus - it is quite American - perhaps "Unrestrained dogs and Ipod impaired pedestrians terrify us" might reflect a more international view (it's certainly a view of mine having recently been brought down by a directionally spontaneous canine!).
A hoot though - be interested to hear other modifications (or Australianisms ...)